10 reasons to cleanse before xmas

1. It's beach body time. Nuff said.
2. Pre-empt the silly season and start from a position of strength.
3. The cooler bag that the cleanse comes in is really cool.
4. Pizza, chocolate, chips, beer, wine... sound familiar?
5. Your friends and colleagues are going to wave food in your face, but really they'll be jealous. So jealous.
6. Get rid of some toxins. They really are everywhere.
7. You wont have to worry about hunting and gathering for a while.
8. It really is good to give your body a rest once in a while and flood it with good stuff.
9. In case you didn't get it the first time, it's almost time to hit the beach. In your swimmers.
10. You know you want to.